Yē̌ng Mǟgátzmb̪v Vǖy

Yē̌ng Mǟgátzmb̪v Vǖy (/jæ̌ŋ/ /mǣgɛ˥˩ɱb̪v/ [red] [fun]) is a subtropical Town located in the Gē̌lerkéōw Region of the Confederation of Goblin Tribes.

The name Yē̌ng Mǟgátzmb̪v Vǖy is derived from the Goblin language, as Yē̌ng Mǟgátzmb̪v Vǖy was founded by Kebbirc Kazzeind Uzosk, who was culturaly Goblin.

Climate

Yē̌ng Mǟgátzmb̪v Vǖy has a yearly average temperature of 12°C (53°F), with its average temperature during the summer being a cool 14°C (57°F) and its average temperature during the winter being a cool 11°C (51°F). Yē̌ng Mǟgátzmb̪v Vǖy receives an average of 244 cm/y (96 in/y) of precipitation, most of which comes in the form of snow during the pleasantly short winter months. Yē̌ng Mǟgátzmb̪v Vǖy covers an area of nearly 5 km² (2 mi²), and an average elevation of 3164 m (10380 ft) above sea level.

Overview

Yē̌ng Mǟgátzmb̪v Vǖy was founded durring the late 13th century in spring of the year 1198, by Kebbirc Kazzeind Uzosk. The establishment of Yē̌ng Mǟgátzmb̪v Vǖy was only bairly constructed. The sheer number of problems with its founding were enough to make several of the backers funding Yē̌ng Mǟgátzmb̪v Vǖy's construction back out of the project. Kebbirc Kazzeind Uzosk pushed on reguardles, and Yē̌ng Mǟgátzmb̪v Vǖy was finished, but starts off as a terible place to live.

Yē̌ng Mǟgátzmb̪v Vǖy was built using the conventions of Goblin durring the late 13th century. Naturaly, all settlmentss have their own look to them, and Yē̌ng Mǟgátzmb̪v Vǖy is no diffrent. The town's buildings feature waddle and daub construction with good timber frames and a stone foundation protected by thatched or shingled rooves. Most buildings with second floors are built in such a way as to overhang into the streets on the upper floors for more space, as building size seems to be the primary indicator of wealth within the community. Most buildings are not decorated with any integral features, but instead use ivy, flowers, and other natural elements in planters of on trellices to breathe life into the structure they grow upon.

Yē̌ng Mǟgátzmb̪v Vǖy is buildings are located arround a single spacious baked earthen mainstreet which forms a clockwise spiral to give the town a over all circular shape. The town is protected by a series of wooden fences ringing the town's parimiter, which are likly intended to keep varrious beasts out of town rather than protect it from attack by any intelegent agents. The town's bare minimum defences are visibly old, but also obviously maintained semi-regularly. Its likly the local malishia or garrison are tasked with ocasional mantance of the towns defences.

A look around Yē̌ng Mǟgátzmb̪v Vǖy shows Yē̌ng Mǟgátzmb̪v Vǖy as a den of corruption. Birbes can be seen changing hands openly, such that it must be customary to do so and must have been for a long time. The locals have no fear, no annoyance at the state of things, it simply is. The town has another layer to it as well. Locals can be overheard having academic discussions, as well as talking about scholarly subjects in general. It’s quite clear Yē̌ng Mǟgátzmb̪v Vǖy places a lot of value on education and being a learned individual, or at least, faking it.

Civic Infrastructure

Yē̌ng Mǟgátzmb̪v Vǖy has an Office of Civil Vicary, which is responsible for providing a livelyhood for all officialy recognised religious figures within Yē̌ng Mǟgátzmb̪v Vǖy.

Yē̌ng Mǟgátzmb̪v Vǖy has a Gravedigger's Guild, which is responsible for collecting the dead and laying them to rest according to all applicable laws and religious customs.

Yē̌ng Mǟgátzmb̪v Vǖy has a Highwayman's Guild, which is tasked with maintaining the roads and highways leading into town as well as keeping them safe for travelers.

Yē̌ng Mǟgátzmb̪v Vǖy has a monistary of an order of Civil Monks, who provide divine-related services to the general public and maintain Yē̌ng Mǟgátzmb̪v Vǖy's public wards, blessings, and other arcane systems.

Yē̌ng Mǟgátzmb̪v Vǖy possesses a Galvanic Power Grid, which brings galvanic current to most if not all buildings in town, and permits a great many consumer goods to function within the Town. Yē̌ng Mǟgátzmb̪v Vǖy's grid is powered by a direct leyline tap.

Yē̌ng Mǟgátzmb̪v Vǖy has a Parks and Recreation Department, which is responsible for the construction, management, and usage rights for all of its parks and parklands.

Yē̌ng Mǟgátzmb̪v Vǖy has a public schooling program overseen by the Hall of Sages who has the responsibility of ensuring access to affordable high-quality education in all basic classes (Reading, Writing, Mathmatics, General Sciences, General Arcana, and Social Education) is made available to all citizens.

Cultural Notes

Yē̌ng Mǟgátzmb̪v Vǖy's garrison was built using a different architectural style from the rest of the town. The style used is characterized by grandeur of scale, simplicity of geometric forms, dramatic use of columns, and a preference for blank walls. This design ethos extended to re-imagining earlier styles of structure to create them anew, with a similar overall look and feel to one another..

In Yē̌ng Mǟgátzmb̪v Vǖy rain occurs in reverse with water pooling up from the earth then falling into the skies to from clouds, this unsettles every visitor that sees it.

The Bonewrought Willow near Yē̌ng Mǟgátzmb̪v Vǖy are known to be quite timid.

Yē̌ng Mǟgátzmb̪v Vǖy's citizens partake in a curious ritual relating to their local kami. It takes place in winter and involves bloodletting to channel Necromancy energies of tier 2 via divine sermons.

Economy

The following information was obtained via the Imperial Census Bureau as part of the Eyom Economic Outreach Program. It differs from Standard Imperial censuses in that many of Tom's citizens, regardless of culture, work in more than one occupation or hold more than a single job. The Imperial Census Bureau has ruled that a job is a job, hence, the intigers within the data presented here can count an individual more than once.

Yē̌ng Mǟgátzmb̪v Vǖy Census Data: Year 2000

382 of Yē̌ng Mǟgátzmb̪v Vǖy's population work within a Foundational Occupation.

• 24 work in Agriculture
• 82 work as Craftsmen
• 32 work as Merchants
• 59 work as Service Workers
• 39 work as General Laborers
• 13 work as Skilled Laborers
• 55 work as Civil Servants
• 38 work in Cottage Industries
• 19 work as Artists
• 21 work in Produce Industries

872 of Yē̌ng Mǟgátzmb̪v Vǖy's population do not work in a formal occupation, but do contribute to the local economy. 25 (2%) are noncontributers.

Points of Interest

While private tutelage of worthy apprentices can be had even in most remote villages, Yē̌ng Mǟgátzmb̪v Vǖy is home to a proper school dedicated to teaching magic. Such schools are usually small, with no more than a few dozen pupils, most of whom will fail for lack of talent or discipline. The instructors are rarely first-rate, usually serving only for the pay and status, but sometimes a genius sorcerer will find a reason to observe likely apprentices here. Given the unfortunate accident potential of the school, it’s probably isolated or well-fortified.

Yē̌ng Mǟgátzmb̪v Vǖy is accessed from a nearby river via an intricate series of locks.

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History

In time immemorial, reportedly some time during the late 2nd century a local hero by the name of saved most of the town when a natural disaster struck Yē̌ng Mǟgátzmb̪v Vǖy. Yē̌ng Mǟgátzmb̪v Vǖy created a local delicacy in 's honor which is served at festivals.

History